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alyssaemilie:

this was worth reading

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dropout-sellout-copout:

SOME PEOPLE ARE GRIEVING BECAUSE A NURSE’S DOG WHO POTENTIALLY CONTRACTED EBOLA WAS H U M A N E L Y PUT DOWN.

THEY RIOTED OVER THIS.

THEY SIGNED A 390, 000 PETITION TO SAVE THAT DOG.

PEOPLE ARE BEING EXECUTED IN THE STREET FOR BEING BROWN AND YOU WANT TO RIOT OVER A DOG.

floatdowns:

school
reblog if you cried 

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

it would be in there

So my professor was asking questions.

  • Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
  • Like 3 people: *raises hand*
  • Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • Professor: *points me out* why?
  • Me: It's illegal.
  • Professor: touche.
greed:

the holy trinity 

greed:

the holy trinity 

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

lovingmagcon2:

You better fucking reblog this guys

troyethesexynugget:

troylermellett:

FETUS SUGGS nO

OMG

troyethesexynugget:

troylermellett:

FETUS SUGGS nO

OMG

happylittleconnor:

Connor deleted this hahahah

happylittleconnor:

Connor deleted this hahahah

cinematicsymphony:

This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.

(Source: kaliskadyami)

privatebarb:

Queen Bey and Queen Nicki

image

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(Source: screamtrilogy)

Passive aggressive Witch

baltharus:

I don’t curse people, I bless everyone around them.

(Source: liberallogic101)

fluffyfit:

surimistick:

i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

“you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions”

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

guys just think about how applicable this is to EVERYFUCKINGTHING

しゃぼんハート