Prude - a woman who won’t fuck you
Dyke - a woman who won’t fuck you because you have a penis
Slut - a woman who fucks other people and not you
Tease - a woman who won’t fuck you even though she smiled at you
Feminist - a woman who won’t fuck you because she has, like, thoughts and stuff
Bitch - a woman who treats you the same as you treat women
Why do you hate perks of being chinese...
She’s so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Ashley Perks-of-being-chinese. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It’s so embarrassing. I don’t even… Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Ashley was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she’d be like, “Why didn’t you call me back?” And I’d be like, “Why are you so obsessed with me?” So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, “Ashley, I can’t invite you, because I think you’re lesbian.” I mean I couldn’t have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she’s on crack.
Seriously. You did all that stuff to HER and your calling her pathetic. You blew her off and when she asked why you got offended. You were the one being an asshole. She just wanted a friend. You made an assumption about her sexuality and made her feel alienated. Maybe that’s why she is who she is now
bless ur poor soul
omg i cant
THIS WAS THE ONE CLIP OF ROBOT CHICKEN THAT MADE ME ALMOST PASS OUT FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AND FOR SO LONG
This was the first robot chicken episode I had ever seen and I died. So glad this gif though has it uncensored which makes it better
Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.